Bam Bam Bam

So, I called Bam Bam after much deliberation. Why hesitate? Well, honestly, I can already tell that we are not really going to hit it off in conversation - he does not get my awkward, disarming humor already..in fact, it is not even that he does not get it but more that I am not sure if he even realizes I am joking. Anyway, even given this, he is pretty cute and I've been feeling a bit starved for cute men in my life lately (ones that i can look forward to kissing at least). So, I called. Left a message yesterday afternoon on his cell phone - which, btw, had a greeting that was some really bad loud music. And, he has not called yet. Perhaps he is just incapable of actually using a phone. I did notice that he had all 10 digits and a nice pointy nose - all useful for dialing.

What is so confusing is that I did not ask for his number this time. I was all ready to walk away and had bid him adieu (of course, knowing full well that I was going to see him again since he works about 13 skips from my building) when he nervously asked me if I wanted to take his number. (he was working and did not have his cell phone on him).

hmmmmm......