IMperfect or imPERFECT?

imPerfect fit just called me to 'see how I was doing". i ask why and he says that I got off the phone really quickly last night. To which I reply 'well, if you figure out how to spoon over the phone, then we'll be set'.

he goes on to comment on our phone foray by saying how strange he thought it was that we were not 'hooking up' (i put that in quotes because it just seems like such a college thing to say, agreed?) but that he bought me a vibrator and we 'chatted' last night. It was one of those times where I wonder what I should say, wishing that we were not having the conversation at all. He says other things like 'our interactions are so flirtatious' and I felt like he was trying to say something and he never quite came out with it. Finally, he says that he was feeling guilty about last night - which, to me, implies that he thinks I am going to take it at more than face (or ear) value. He may be right, but why is he probing me for that kind of confession? Why cant he just let phone sexing dogs lie? Does he not know that I do not expect anything from him and that making that crystal fucking clear only serves as yet another rejection.

My only response was "You've got issues".

He agreed.